I don't know if we should be giving you excuses if you get busted for CHEATING, but here's a good one.
A guy named Ed Williams from Mt. Eden, New Zealand got in BIG trouble with his girlfriend a few months ago when she found another woman's underwear in their bed. Ed SWORE he didn't know how it got there.
And . . . it turned out he was telling the truth. Because a few days later, they saw their CAT drag in a bra, and they realized she was raiding their neighbors' laundry.
Now they're trying to return the stuff to their rightful owners.
And their neighbors are relieved too . . . since they thought there was a PERVERT in the neighborhood stealing their underwear.